Yes, it's true. This is actually a thing.
This glorious day is celebrated the first Friday the 13th of the year.
Wait - this is Friday the 13th?! Shouldn't this blog post instead be about staying hidden under your bed for the entirety of the day, keeping your fingers crossed that bad luck does not find you? No. That's silly. Get a grip.
Today is a convenient day to make up excuses. To take every little thing in your life that you don't like, that you wish you could change, that you want to be over...and blame it on someone else!
Already blew your New Year's resolutions? Blame someone else.
Don't like your job/school? Blame someone else.
Made a mistake? Blame someone else.
Don't like to admit you're wrong? Blame someone else.
Today can be an easy, breezy, beautiful day for you! You're free! Blame someone else!
Be careful, though, because once it hits midnight tonight? It's your fault again. So use your blame wisely today.
You're welcome.
On an unrelated note, it's snowing RIGHT NOW. That's right, I woke up to a winter wonderland! Beautiful, glorious snow! Thank you for finally making an appearance!
Happy Friday the 13th!
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