Things I do NOT enjoy telling library patrons:
1. You have a fine. And it’s a doozy.
2. Your account is blocked.
3. You have been sent to a collection agency.
4. That’s not in the system.
5. You returned the case with nothing inside it.
6. No one found your wallet/keys/paper you left in the copier.
7. You can't make loud phone calls right next to people who are studying.
8. I know you SAY you returned it, but it’s not on the shelf.
9. This item won't renew any more.
10. I just put your name in the list for this book and you’re #127 in the queue.
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