You see a commercial on TV, advertising some kind of frightening Halloween experience. Something involving loud noises, people with chainsaws jumping out at you, skeletons, demons, the works. You:
A) Turn up the volume and get excited about the trip you have planned to the haunted hayride.
B) Laugh at how lame the special effects are and get excited about the trip you have planned to the haunted house.
C) Get scared and change the channel because life is too SHORT to go scary places and do scary things, even if some people think it's funny because other people might get SCARED by loud things and sudden things I don't care HOW fake you think it looks!
I chose C. How 'bout you?
Let me just say that my idea of Halloween is definitely NOT to be scared by freakish things. NOT to enjoy horrifying movies. NOT to have to experience large quantities of fake blood.
Here are a few examples for you of what I would like for Halloween, as opposed to what I would NOT like:
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| Cute skeleton |
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| Scary skeleton |
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| Cute jack-o-lantern |
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| Scary jack-o-lantern |
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| Cute ghost |
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| Scary ghost |
1 comment:
I'm with you.
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