I Am Smarter Than You, Spellcheck

I am smarter than you, Spellcheck.
I'm a human; this is true.
I've been around and read a lot more literature than you.

I am smarter than you, Spellcheck.
Please don't underline in red.
I think I know how my own name should be spelled out instead.

I am smarter than you, Spellcheck.
When you use that bright green line,
You're just proving that your IQ is far underneath of mine.

A machine, you'll never understand,
You won't write on your own.
Don't be hatin' on my crazy skillz; don't tell me I'm alone.

That's a word; that's a name; that's a brand new hipster term.
I am smarter than you, Spellcheck.
I write this simply to affirm.

BOOM.

Aaaand, this is what I do when I'm supposed to be writing a paper..

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