May I Live With You?

So sometimes I'll be out shopping or whatever, and I'll hear other people's conversations.

I listen, because I can't help it. And because I love it.

And people are always talking about what they're going to do next. Like, when they're done shopping.

And when it's a mom with her kids, a lot of the time she will be pumping them up for doing something fun after shopping.

Do you know where I'm going with this?

Yes, I get jealous of what the kids get to do after shopping.

"Guess what, kids? We're going for pizza!"
"We're going to the movies!"
"I'm going to get us all ice cream!"

Excuse me? Some of us are trying to shop!

Also, will you please adopt me?