Friday, May 4, 2012

T-Shirt Critique

So, you know that awkward moment when you stare at people's torsos to read what they have written on their shirts?

And you try not to stare, but you really need to read it because you can't help being curious. Because maybe you're the type of person who reads everything they see.

And besides, it's not your fault if people wear those kinds of shirts. Especially ones that have tiny writing. Apparently they just want attention.

The worst is reading a shirt and then realizing it's some kind of insult to you, the reader. You're just reading, is that a crime? It's not your fault you have to squint and bob and weave.

Or, after all that work of trying to stare at a person's chest without them realizing it and the shirt isn't even that interesting. It's just a private band joke or something.

What....does....it...say...?

Look -
look away.

Look -
look away.

Oh, forget it.

4 comments:

Mark Allman said...

I like the one where the heart monitor flat lines and the caption says.... YOU bored me to death!

Laura said...

Yeah, definitely not a fan of shirts like that...

Common Household Mom said...

At my son's scout project, one of the scouts was wearing a shirt that said, "I play Trombone. What's YOUR superpower?" I like that one! Those other shirts with really rude, insulting comments should stay in the catalog and never actually be made into shirts.

Laura said...

That's a cute one!