Do you ever do the same annoying thing every day and wish you could change and then never do?
Every day when I need a pair of shoes, I cautiously slide open my closet door and peer inside. Every time I need shoes, I hope that they will be sitting neatly on top of all my other pairs.
This never happens.
I don't really have that many pairs of shoes. I mean, compared to some people. But when I am looking for a particular pair, I end up on my hands and knees tossing shoes over my shoulder looking for not one but BOTH shoes.
I feel like I should be in one of those infomercials. You know, the kind where the scene begins in black and white. I play the grungy, unorganized girl searching through a pile of shoes that come up to her hips.
Do you have trouble finding things when you need them?
Um, yes.
Is your closet a pile of confusion and frustration?
None of your business. Okay, fine. Yes.
Do you need order in your life?
*Sob* What can I DO?
Then you need the Magic Shoe Organizer!
I really should get one of those hanging things you put shoes in. But there's no room in my closet - I have too many clothes already hanging there. Besides, I would just end up throwing my shoes in the closet instead of putting them away. Kind of how I toss earrings beside my earring rack and heap clothes next to my dresser.
I'm a lost cause.
Similar shoe organizers can cost up to $60!
Today and today only, if you call in now, you can receive your Magic Shoe Organizer for the low low price of $39.99! But WAIT! There's more! Call in now and you'll also receive our free gift - a set of 10 handcrafted wooden hangers!
Whatever. Things could be worse.
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