Thank you, Google....
- For knowing me so well, you can finish my sentences.
- For allowing me to appear omniscient in front of older library patrons who don’t know what Google is ("Yes, that series has five books in it; allow me to list them in order for you along with their dates of publication").
- For reminding me of obscure holidays by dressing up your logo ("Oh, well Happy Dr. Seuss's Birthday to you too, Google!").
- For helping, not judging, when I spell something wrong accidentally (Search instead for...).
- For being a legitimate verb.
- For giving me answers to my questions in seconds.
- For giving me pictures of celebrities so I don’t get them confused with each other.
- For letting me look up websites instead of actually typing them in (Ex: Wikipedia, Amazon, etc..).
- And, for having an infinite number of O’s, allowing for multiple pages of results.
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