Hey, guys, get ready for a library rant! I’m sure this doesn’t apply to YOU, but feel free to spread the word to those who are without understanding.
Let me just tell you something, disgruntled library patron:
The library is not out to take your money from you.
When you signed that library card application, you agreed to be responsible for the items you checked out. That includes *gasp* paying any FINES you may incur.
When you stand in front of me and argue, whine and yes, even LIE to get out of your fine, you know what I think?
This is the LIBRARY. You can check out as many books, DVDs, talking books, CDs, etc. that you want. You can use our computers. You get friendly service - people eager to help you with your project or research. You have a quiet place to study. You have access to dozens of programs designed to meet your needs. And guess what? It’s FREE.
I’m sorry; you think that you are being dealt with unfairly? Because you borrowed something from us FOR FREE and kept it late, keeping it from other library users who may want to use it?
That’s right, because the library is a conspiracy. You heard it here first. We are here to take your money. The programs for your kids, the free books and movies, the quiet study areas, it’s all just a front for our plot to take your money from you.
So what you hear in the news about libraries receiving less funding? That's never going to change.
Because people like you don't understand what the library really means to your community.
1 comment:
I may return my books late... but I am more than willing to pay those fines that accrue... really now, what are they like 10 cents a day? why try and wiggle your way out of that... just dig in the couch cushions there at the library and you'll probably find the amount you owe. (that's not what I do... but if your positively broke, its an idea =)
Love the post Laura =)
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